Casper is a ghost-whore

So this is his ploy. Find some innocent young tween who's never been in love and make them fall for you, letting them think you're in the same boat. Lying man-scum!

Seriously Casper. What about Christina Ricci? I know H-Duff is cute and all, but Christina Ricci is... well, Christina Ricci!

Who wouldn't choose this:

Over this:

Check out her neck. It's just as crappy-sparkles as Edward Cullen. And I'm not even touching her eye make-up. It might give me the herp.

Get some self-esteem Casper. As much as I love the Duffster... Christina Ricci, Casper, Christina Ricci!