Monday, September 14, 2009

I hope they got good money for this

This is Death Cab's single for New Moon.
Seriously though, I'm quite pleased that it's not that great. Like, it's good, but it's not their best stuff by any means.
Now I feel sure that they're only doing it for the money. It makes this whole thing a lot more bearable.

Doesn't mean I'm not going to punch Stephanie Meyer and Kristen Stewart in the noses if I ever see them though.
Watch out bitches.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

English Breakfast

A full English breakfast served in a martini glass made out of bacon.
I knew there was a reason I love the English.

Friday, September 4, 2009


Well, add that to the list of movies I'm super excited about.
Pretty much only because of her.
And because it proves that maybe, just maybe, people actually get careers out of So You Think You Can Dance. Which is nice.

Where the Wild Things Are

Tell me you're not excited. Seriously. Look at that still. Can I just have that still blown up and hanging on my wall? Gosh. I don't think I can wait much longer. Why did they have to make it a Christmas release? December is too far away :(

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Ali "The one with REALLY no talent" Lohan

All I'm saying is tell me she doesn't look like a 30 yr old woman about to pick up her kids from school and drop them at home with their mexican maid (whom she calls Juanita, regardless of her actual name) before swanning off to a champagne afternoon tea with the girls and getting a manicure from another mexican woman (whom she also calls Juanita).
That's all I'm saying.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Costume Institute Gala

Seriously Anne Hathaway, you look like Wonder Woman gift-wrapped herself as a saucy present for her boyfriend. Hire a goddamn stylist.
And Jessica, sigh. Honestly, no I'm too tired. Just, just go back to 7th Heaven or something. I don't care about you and your stupidly cut dress and icky make-up.
Now THIS is a dress. I want to get married in this dress. This is spectacular. That's what you wear to the costume institute gala. Take note, Anne and Jess.

IMDB Polls

Todays imbd poll is who do you think should be cast as Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit?
And guess who's coming last? Robert Pattinson.
It could just be that the main demographic of people who actually go to the effort of making an imdb account is not 9-14 yr old girls, but I'm taking this as a victory anyway.

Oh, by the way, James McAvoy is in the lead, closely followed by Simon Pegg and Martin Freeman. I voted for Martin, but I was tossing up between him and Simon.
And think about it people, James McAvoy would be terrible. For one, there's no beautiful-yet-aloof girl for him to moon over, and he has little to no comedic ability. Well, at least not nearly on the same level as Simon and Martin.
Plus, body-shape-wise, James is way to skinny and good looking.
I eventually chose Martin, because if it all ends up being horrible, he'll bounce back, like he has with all the other terrible things he's been in, whereas I never want to see Simon Pegg in something bad. Never. It can't happen. I'd cry like a little girl.

Wow, I can't believe I actually spent that long writing about it. I swear it just meant to be a "You suck R-Patz, even imdb has turned against you", but it morphed into a total nerd-fest. Sorry.