But then, let's not discount these ones:
Because who doesn't love two pretty people, who, despite certain career failings (An album of Tom Waits covers? Van Wilder? ... Oh no wait, Van Wilder was awesome) seem like totally awesome funny people who you (me) want to hang out with. Ryan and ScarJo are adorably suited.
Because she's finally found someone on her level of crazy. Manson was just too gross for her. And Planet Terror was fantastic. More please.
Because I want them to stay together forever and have lots of stupidly awkward children and... hey Mila, I think I have that underwear.