Michelle Monaghan at Los Angeles Up premiere

Want. Dress. Now.

Best Family Photo Ever

The denim, the elbows on shoulders, the crazy grin on Mac's face. Everything I see of the Culkins just makes me love them more.

WARNING

This man cannot act:

If you see advertising for a film starring this man, AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

(Even if it has David Bowie.)

Bandslam

Seriously though, Bandslam is really terrible. In a fantastic way.

Lmao, stop pretending that you actually learned how to play the guitar. Really Ness.

And she owns a house? Goddamn bitch is younger than me and she probably has a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Well, now I'm annoyed. I could've acted better in Bandslam than she did, and I really can't act.

Seriously Vanessa, unless it's High School Musical 4: The College Years, I am not interested in anything you act in anymore.

P.s. someone please make High School Musical 4: The College Years, that would be awesome.

Nothing But Amazing

This is the trailer for the 1991 movie Nothing But Trouble. If you haven't seen it, you really really should. It's the most stunningly awesome bad movie I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot). John Candy plays 2 characters, Dan Aykroyd plays 3, plus directing. Honestly. It's just insane.

If the trailer doesn't hook you in (which it won't), I should mention it has 2Pac. Not even kidding. He raps and everything. Did I mention this movie is MENTAL?

It's like a horribly mediocre mainstream Hollywood rendition of Rocky Horror Picture Show but without any of the stuff that makes Rocky Horror watchable. Seriously you need to see it. It actually made my brain hurt it was that bad.

Post Grad

Medicore romcom starring a girl we'll never be able to see as anyone but her tv character? Yes please!

I call it Gilmore Girls 2: What happened if Rory didn't have such witty scriptwriters behind her.

Come on guys, if we all try really hard, we can pretend she's Rory while we watch it and then pretend this movie never happened. I love summer blockbusters!

Edward gets pwned

Finally. Someone's made a mash-up video that I actually like. No, scrap that. Love.

It really shows up just how crappy the Twilight script (and Stephanie Meyer's writing) is when you put it next to one of the best written tv shows. Oh Edward, you just got pwned.