People I will never be cooler than:
Fiona Apple
Meryl Streep
Beck
People I am definitely already cooler than:
Jeff Goldblum
Corbin "why hasn't Disney dropped me yet?" BLEUGHH
The two Culkins who aren't Macaulay. (Rory and Kieran, for those wondering. Kieran's on the left, Rory on the right. I know much too much about the Culkin brothers. Because secretly - not so secretly now - I adore them all. As cool as Macaulay is, my favourite is Kieran. Troubled middle child. Aw. But I'm still cooler than him.)
