Bogie, you sly dog.

This could be one of my favourite pictures of all time.

Favourite Celebrity Couple?

Maybe.

But then, let's not discount these ones:

Because who doesn't love two pretty people, who, despite certain career failings (An album of Tom Waits covers? Van Wilder? ... Oh no wait, Van Wilder was awesome) seem like totally awesome funny people who you (me) want to hang out with. Ryan and ScarJo are adorably suited.

Because she's finally found someone on her level of crazy. Manson was just too gross for her. And Planet Terror was fantastic. More please.

Because I want them to stay together forever and have lots of stupidly awkward children and... hey Mila, I think I have that underwear.

Another reason why Mary-Louise is cool.

Mary-Louise Parker was Stephanie Meyer's first choice for Esme Cullen.

She turned the part down.

Damn straight she did.

Mad props to the woman.

Poor Mia

I mean, you're never going to look your best standing next to Liv Tyler, but... a denim dress? With that jacket? Really? I know it was a few years ago, but I don't remember denim dresses being red-carpet-okay since Brit and JT pulled off the best couples matching outfit in the history of the world. You remember the one I'm talking about.

If your dress is a salute to that outfit, then kudos Mia, but somehow, I don't think it is.

Famous Families

I want to part of these families:

I want to avoid these:

Just thought you should know.

Greatest Online Store Ever.

Go here

And revel in the amazing products.

Can't decide if I want bunny or fox jammies for Christmas, but I know what everyone I know is getting!

I hope my friends and family like kitten mittens and leopard tails (they totally will).

Bunnywarez, kudos on fantastically childish products. This is why we have online shopping, people.

Best New Show.

This is my new favourite thing. It's pure genius, from the Raymond Chandler references to watching Ted Danson smoke pot in a toilet cubicle, this show is why TV was invented.

Val Kilmer could probably beat your dad in a fight.

This site is awesome.

this one right here

And I'm sure it works a whole lot better when you're not trying to simultaneously download 80's cult classic Real Genius.

Damn you and your classic good looks, Val!

I hope they got good money for this

This is Death Cab's single for New Moon.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1621380/20090913/death_cab_for_cutie.jhtml

Seriously though, I'm quite pleased that it's not that great. Like, it's good, but it's not their best stuff by any means.

Now I feel sure that they're only doing it for the money. It makes this whole thing a lot more bearable.

Doesn't mean I'm not going to punch Stephanie Meyer and Kristen Stewart in the noses if I ever see them though.

Watch out bitches.

English Breakfast

A full English breakfast served in a martini glass made out of bacon.

I knew there was a reason I love the English.

Courtesy thisiswhyyourefat.com

Fame

NO ONE TOLD ME MEGAN MULLALLY IS IN FAME.

Well, add that to the list of movies I'm super excited about.

Pretty much only because of her.

And because it proves that maybe, just maybe, people actually get careers out of So You Think You Can Dance. Which is nice.

Where the Wild Things Are

Tell me you're not excited. Seriously. Look at that still. Can I just have that still blown up and hanging on my wall? Gosh. I don't think I can wait much longer. Why did they have to make it a Christmas release? December is too far away :(

Ali "The one with REALLY no talent" Lohan

All I'm saying is tell me she doesn't look like a 30 yr old woman about to pick up her kids from school and drop them at home with their mexican maid (whom she calls Juanita, regardless of her actual name) before swanning off to a champagne afternoon tea with the girls and getting a manicure from another mexican woman (whom she also calls Juanita).

That's all I'm saying.

Costume Institute Gala

Seriously Anne Hathaway, you look like Wonder Woman gift-wrapped herself as a saucy present for her boyfriend. Hire a goddamn stylist.

And Jessica, sigh. Honestly, no I'm too tired. Just, just go back to 7th Heaven or something. I don't care about you and your stupidly cut dress and icky make-up.

Now THIS is a dress. I want to get married in this dress. This is spectacular. That's what you wear to the costume institute gala. Take note, Anne and Jess.

IMDB Polls

Todays imbd poll is who do you think should be cast as Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit?

And guess who's coming last? Robert Pattinson.

Ha.

It could just be that the main demographic of people who actually go to the effort of making an imdb account is not 9-14 yr old girls, but I'm taking this as a victory anyway.

Oh, by the way, James McAvoy is in the lead, closely followed by Simon Pegg and Martin Freeman. I voted for Martin, but I was tossing up between him and Simon.

And think about it people, James McAvoy would be terrible. For one, there's no beautiful-yet-aloof girl for him to moon over, and he has little to no comedic ability. Well, at least not nearly on the same level as Simon and Martin.

Plus, body-shape-wise, James is way to skinny and good looking.

I eventually chose Martin, because if it all ends up being horrible, he'll bounce back, like he has with all the other terrible things he's been in, whereas I never want to see Simon Pegg in something bad. Never. It can't happen. I'd cry like a little girl.

Wow, I can't believe I actually spent that long writing about it. I swear it just meant to be a "You suck R-Patz, even imdb has turned against you", but it morphed into a total nerd-fest. Sorry.

More anti-twilight nerds.

The irony of this is she looks exactly what Bella would look like if she stayed human.

Bella: the thirtysomething years.

Come on Stephanie Meyer, write about that and see what your pre-pubescent fans have to say.

Favourite Nerd Ever.

There is no god.

I don't know how to tell you all this, but...

David Tennant is in the next St. Trinians film.

I know, I know, I'm devastated too. Can't Russell T. Davies just keep him on a leash or something? Only let David do things that are pre-approved by him? But really, David? St. Trinians? What made him agree to this? Was it Colin Firth and Russell Brand signing back on? Was it that in between the last film and this one, the Director did the latest Dorian Gray adaptation, so maybe he does have talent after all?

Honestly though, I'm going to have to find David and have words with him about this.

Maybe I can convince him to do another Casanova miniseries, because that was fantastic. I would not have a problem with David just playing Casanova for the rest of his career, interspersed with Doctor Who cameos, obviously.

Awesome movie overload.

So there's Up, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Where the Wild Things Are, Dorian Gray, Sherlock Holmes, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, The September Issue, and now there's this:

Seriously. The end of this year is just too much. I'm going to go broke from going to the movies, like, 5 times a week. On the other hand, so excited for ALL of these. And all the other good films coming out. I think Jason Bateman has about 4. That man just doesn't stop.

Oh, and Whip It, a film about roller derbys starring Ellen Page directed by Drew Barrymore is pretty much going to be the best. So yeah. Just thought you should know where I'll be the next 4 months. I like to sit halfway between the middle and the back, in the middle of the theatre, and my phone will be on silent.

This is getting out of hand.

from hitflix.com:

"Death Cab for Cutie has scored the leading single spot for the forthcoming Twilight Saga: New Moon soundtrack, with an all-new track Meet Me On the Equinox."
No. This isn't happening. I... I... I just really hope it's just for the money.

And then, further down in the article, it gets worse:

"New Moon director Chris Weitz told hitflix.com that Bon Iver, Band of Skulls and Thom Yorke would all have a place on the soundtrack... he was continuing to try and rope in Kings of Leon for an all-new track."

Well, now I'm just confused. Bon Iver, Band of Skulls and freaking Thome Yorke agree to this, and yet Kings of Leon, biggest independent-turned-commercial success of the last 5 years, are holding out?

Clearly R.Patz wants to bump up his musical cred and has put some sort of mind control drug in the chai lattes of everyone who's agreed, but hasn't been able to get to Kings of Leon water supply yet.

Everything like this ALWAYS turns out to be R.Patz's fault.

Just a warning Robert, when 12yr old girls maul Kristen Stewart to death in an attempt to get to you, it will be YOUR FAULT.

... not that anyone will really mind.