So this is his ploy. Find some innocent young tween who's never been in love and make them fall for you, letting them think you're in the same boat. Lying man-scum!
Seriously Casper. What about Christina Ricci? I know H-Duff is cute and all, but Christina Ricci is... well, Christina Ricci!
Who wouldn't choose this:
Over this:
Check out her neck. It's just as crappy-sparkles as Edward Cullen. And I'm not even touching her eye make-up. It might give me the herp.
Get some self-esteem Casper. As much as I love the Duffster... Christina Ricci, Casper, Christina Ricci!
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