Gosh I love word play and puns.
Anway, this actually has nothing to do with naked Vanessa Hudgens because ~surprise suprise~ I genuinly don't care about that.
This is about Zac Efron and his horrible career transformation.
He's cute, innocent, young, non-threatening, parent friendly and all round good guy. The type of guy an overprotective father is happy to see on his 11yr old daughter's wall.
But now, observe Present-Zac:
He is, in short, THE DEVIL.
HEED MY WARNING. ZAC EFRON HAS BEEN POSSESSED.
No one willingly allows his hair to be styled like that without being clinically insane. Seriously, he has a reputation for being a tween heart throb. WHY WOULD HE BLOW THAT BY HAVING A SADISTIC PERVERTED CURL PLASTERED TO HIS HUGE FOREHEAD WITH LARD???
Anyway, that's all for now.
PS - I think I derserve kudos for the awesome title of this post, don't you? I can't stop laughing about it. It just came to me, just like when Edison invented all that crap and Einstein did all that stuff. I am a genius, if I do say so myself. Which I do.