Sunday, September 9, 2007

High School Nude-ical

Gosh I love word play and puns.

Anway, this actually has nothing to do with naked Vanessa Hudgens because ~surprise suprise~ I genuinly don't care about that.

This is about Zac Efron and his horrible career transformation.

Observe Past-Zac:

He's cute, innocent, young, non-threatening, parent friendly and all round good guy. The type of guy an overprotective father is happy to see on his 11yr old daughter's wall.

But now, observe Present-Zac:

He is, in short, THE DEVIL.

No one willingly allows his hair to be styled like that without being clinically insane. Seriously, he has a reputation for being a tween heart throb. WHY WOULD HE BLOW THAT BY HAVING A SADISTIC PERVERTED CURL PLASTERED TO HIS HUGE FOREHEAD WITH LARD???

Anyway, that's all for now.

PS - I think I derserve kudos for the awesome title of this post, don't you? I can't stop laughing about it. It just came to me, just like when Edison invented all that crap and Einstein did all that stuff. I am a genius, if I do say so myself. Which I do.


Ellie said...

I KNOW! And on Rove, when he managed to be such an annoying prat that he made DanRad look like a normal, intelligent teenager.

I wish it had kudos on here, so I could kudos the title. You'd beat Einstein any day. Genius? He couldn't even figure his way around a hairbrush.

Tegan said...

tell me about it, on rove he was such a jerk off. by the end of his interview i was like "that danrad is really attractive", even though in that suit, with that face, his only attractive feature was the fact that he is harry potter.