Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Bindi Irwin

Top 3 reasons why Bindi Irwin is the devil.

1) Her eyes are just black. If that's the window to her soul, it needs some Windex.

2) No one can crimp their hair that much and not have it dry out and become horribly brittle. There are supernatural forces at work in that scalp.

3) Uhh... have you seen the girl sing? That shit ain't right.


Ellie said...

I hadn't seen her sing. I am now. It's horrible. WHY TERRI? WHY NOT SAY NO?

Tegan said...

Terri can't say no because every time she looks into her daughter's devil eyes she is hypnotised. Like Jafar and his snake stick in Aladdin.